Facts are useless in emergencies

This is one of those pictures where you hope it's clear what's going on ... but not too clear.

Talking of things that risk defying explanation, my band seem to have written a song with the working title Steve Vai's Legal High ("Steve Vai" being a general sort of term of abuse we like to use), which joins the Stray Light pantheon alongside the magnificent Peter Falk's False Eye, and the enigmatic Leonard Nimoy Did It. Not currently available at your local record store.

Sort of in honour of this, I'll nominate as my song of the week:

Let's Save Tony Orlando's House, by Yo La Tengo.